Beware the parsnip of justice, for it shall reign down upon the unwary and the unjust in all its rooted glory and inglory. Yea, I say unto you, be wary of all things that are made to be wary. Eat not the parsnip of evil, rather, the parsnip of truth.
Once upon a time, I saw a large parsnip.
It was glorious. It had a look like a large protruding root. I was amazed at its protrusive ability.
Be sure to enjoy our upcoming episode on the beauty and glory of all parsnips, both great and small. It has been a joy for me to put this together, and my, I hope it is a joy for you as well.